comedic gold honestly
how many times has anakin skywalker been electrocuted
does someone have a count
is this boy’s brain okay
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- Obi-Wan: Prince-Consort Bail Organa of Alderaan, I entrust to your keeping one of the children of Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala. Hide her well, and keep your family safe.
- Bail Organa: I shall raise her as my own child and, when she is of age, send her off to a high-profile job in the Galactic Senate. Also, I shall become one of the main spokespeople for dissent against Emperor Palpatine.
- Obi-Wan: That... That is a terrible idea.
- Bail Organa: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your plan to give Darth Vader's other kid to Darth Vader's step-brother on Darth Vader's home planet.
- Obi-Wan: In my defence, Anakin is incredibly dim.
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1. Gungan General
2. Hostage Crisis
3. The Citadel
4. Gungan Attack
5. Prisoners
6. Shadow Warrior (at least twice, implied it was much more)
7. Slaves of the Republic
8. Escape from Kadavo (twice)
9. Crisis on Naboo (twice)
10. Sacrifice (though this was in Yoda’s vision and not real life)
So in conclusion, by the time Revenge of the Sith rolls around, Anakin has been electrocuted a minimum of 12 times. This can cause a host of physical and neurological problems, including lack of emotional control, increased aggression, etc. Strictly speaking, Anakin’s propensity towards having huge amounts of electricity (which should by all rights have killed him ages ago - there’s an entire book where Luke is dealing with the pain associated with Force lightning, whereas Anakin’s just like “whatever, just another Tuesday”) played as big of a role in his turn to the Dark Side as anything else, since it sapped his brain of the ability of cognitive reasoning.
…so are you saying that Anakin might have never joined the dark side if he wasn’t a human lightning rod?
I’m saying Anakin’s cognitive functioning and ability to control his emotions and aggression were deeply impacted by being a human lightning rod, which is the long way of saying yes.
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Oh God we have real Star Wars again. We didn’t cry. Came close.
I realized why I loved the Ewok movies as a kid
It was because of the little girl. I was young, too, and there weren’t any other girls in Star Wars besides Leia.
I envy all the little girls that get to see women as stormtroopers, Resistance pilots, generals, and who get to grow old with Rey.
Happy May 4th. May you all find deeply discounted Star Wars shirts.
It used to bother me a little that Star Wars characters talked as if the Empire had been around forever (”before the dark times”, Obi-Wan says, exhausted) when the prequels tell us it’s only been about twenty years.
But since the inauguration, I get it.
The Force Awakens is on Bluray and we realized this after I’d already had a glass of mead (and therefore should not drive). Aww.
I can’t get it for two more weeks. But when I get back. Gonna get it and force my sister to watch it.
She wasn’t ready yet. She’s ready now. Star Wars was a Dad/daughter thing at our house. It was too soon for her when it was in theaters.
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