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MEM - Memes
ANX - Anxiety
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do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience
“I DON’T REMEMBER JESUS THROWING ROCKS, *HE* FOLLOWED THE LAW”
yeah that’s how he lived a long happy life and never had any run-ins with anyone in government. absolutely how that went down
lord, people will look for any excuse to ~love Jesus~ and gas asylum-seekers at the same time
I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”
“…I don’t understand. You said they destroyed your wife…”
“We’d just saved up enough to buy a house. She had spent months on the interior design and we’d decorated it and these assholes levelled it with their oh-I’m-such-a-bad-guy lazer show. You have no idea how upset she was! It totally destroyed her! I told her I’d get vengeance, especially for our porch swing.”
“You’ve got to be joking.”
“It was a really good porch swing!”
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